Notes of a Defeatist

Can you drink a gallon of milk in an hour?

I bet I could. And, for five hundred dollars I would drown myself trying.

This batboy tried, failed, and yet still succeeded in becoming a poster boy for those with a calcium craving.
Drinking and milk. That’s a contest that would never have been offered to someone from Wisconsin. There are more interesting ways to lose money.

The only other way the Flordia Marlins could have looked worse today would have entailed the Brewers finding a way to pull together another win and sweep their series. History prevailed and the Brewers folded 3-1 in 10 innings.