Notes of a Defeatist

White Castle has “angered the undead” with its new garlic cheese sandwich.

First it was theme park rides and now it’s prison. What are short people to do? I guess sexually assualt children because they’ll only get probation (if they live in Lincoln, Nebraska).
From CNN.com:

“I’m assuming a short inmate would have a much more difficult time than a large inmate,” said Mangano, who is 5 feet 4 inches tall. “It’s good to see somebody looking out for someone who is a short person.”

Thompson, 50, had sexual contact over a couple of months last year with a 12-year-old girl, said Sidney Police Chief Larry Cox. He was sentenced on two felony sexual assault charges.

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