Entries from September 2006 ↓

Sex with body motive for grave digging

From the Wisconsin State Journal:

According to the complaint, Radke told police that Nicholas Grunke asked him to help dig up the grave so that Grunke could take the corpse behind his house in Ridgeway and have sexual intercourse with the body. On the way to the cemetery, the men stopped at the Dodgeville Wal-Mart and bought condoms, Radke told police.

How desperate do you have to be? In the 20 years of their lives could they have possibly struck out enough to warrant fucking a corpse? Thankfully, those years of sex ed paid off, the didn’t forget to be embark on this without protection.

Banksy Strikes Again

It was only a matter of time.

From The Independent:

The secretive artist has smuggled 500 doctored copies of Paris Hilton’s debut album into music stores throughout the UK, where they have sold without the shops’ knowledge.

In place of Ms Hilton’s bubble-gum pop songs, the CDs feature Banksy’s own rudimentary compositions. On the cover of the doctored CD, Ms Hilton’s dress has been digitally repositioned to reveal her bare breasts; on an inside photo, her head has been replaced with that of her dog.