Notes of a Defeatist

From the Wisconsin State Journal:

According to the complaint, Radke told police that Nicholas Grunke asked him to help dig up the grave so that Grunke could take the corpse behind his house in Ridgeway and have sexual intercourse with the body. On the way to the cemetery, the men stopped at the Dodgeville Wal-Mart and bought condoms, Radke told police.

How desperate do you have to be? In the 20 years of their lives could they have possibly struck out enough to warrant fucking a corpse? Thankfully, those years of sex ed paid off, the didn’t forget to be embark on this without protection.