News, schmoze…

November 5th, 2006 by Hennessy

The Big Payback: Brian Helgeland’s day finally comes, Paramount to release Payback: Straight Up—the Director’s Cut.
How do you entertain a group of second graders at the zoo? How about watching a gorilla picking his ass and eating it?
The Scarlett Letter. Another day, another starlet giving head to random guys in her car between scenes. Interesting to see how this plays out.
Brian Bendis Presents—a conversation with comic crime noir extrodinar Ed Brubaker, who talks about his incredible new book Criminal.
The world and Jennifer Lopez’s ass isn’t enough. P Diddy: “One day the time will come for a black Bond and hopefully I can audition for it.”
Dad is beaming because he just brought home his dream car, a 2007 Mustang price tag $50,000. After drooling over the car in the driveway for a few minutes his 14 year old son asks to park it in the garage. What could go wrong?
Don’t listen to fools like this. Go see Borat and make sure to bring a second pair of pants, you will wet them.
Aaron Sorkin Visits the Dental Hygienist. Sounds about as much fun as reading the media’s many gleeful opinions about Studio 60’s future. Hopefully, NBC will show some patience and give it more episodes and people will spend more time watching instead of concerning themselves with its fate.
Go vote on Tuesday.