Notes of a Defeatist

If It Wasn’t This… It’d Be Something Else

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Deck the halls and don’t forget to tip your waitress…

December 5th, 2006 by Hennessy

My small mind can not formulate an explanation. Could somebody please explain this?

SHAQUILLE O’NEALS CHRISTMAS PARTY! at Jokerz’s Comedy Club, DECEMBER 19th, 2006 – 9PM! – Come Party with Shaq and the rest of the team! Tickets only $10 in advance (VERY LIMITED) Bottle Service and VIP Seating available.

Why, why would Shaq-fu throw a Christmas party at a second rate comedy club, in Milwaukee, and invite the public? Sure they’re playing the Bucks the next day, but is he that hard up for attention?

Let us not forget: Shaq is a lover not a dancer.

I live a mile away from Jokerz and I’m disappointed to hear that the Shaq and the Miami Heat are coming to my neighborhood. The drawing power of our Arby’s Jamocha shake and undoubtably Silk, the stripclub above Jokerz’s may be good enough for the rest of us, but professional athletes should have a higher standard. They do not mill around in clubs in lower income/blue collar neighborhoods when there’s higher class hoochies to be had downtown.

If this what happens to championships teams, thank God these concerns are no where near the horizon for the Miwaukee Bucks.

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  • 1 Chad Hugo Dec 6, 2006 at 9:42 am

    For the love of God, lock Carrie up…if past run ins with NBA bench coaches have taught us anything, it’s this…ballers love them some white woman.