Notes of a Defeatist

• Locked your keys in the car? How-to use a tennis ball to unlock your door.
  
• Which superhero are you?
• As to be expected, EW again tries to lead the weekly chant that Studio 60 will be cancelled and that 30 Rock isn’t that far behind. Don’t they have a ‘Best of’ list to be working on or an episode of American Idol to critique?

• Patton Oswalt’s new album may be out in June. Producer Henry Owings had this to say:

“I do think that this Patton album will easily fit in the pantheon of all time great comedy albums alongside records by Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Steve Martin, Bill Hicks and a few others that I can’t think of right now.” <via Chunklet>