Entries from July 2008 ↓

It’s about time…

Fanboys finally put a stop to the further ruin of the Star Wars franchise. 

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If only they could have gotten to him before Indy 4 happened.

There was an old Packer named Brett…

Wisconsin residents are still obsessing with the minutia of everything Brett Favre related. I gave up regularly listening to sports radio two years ago, just to avoid hearing the never ending discussion of when Favre would retire.

These jackasses have been leading rallies to get Favre reinstated, which considering there’s an election looming and a war going still raging only make this fiasco even more ridiculous. 

Now, people are even resorting to limericks.

My favorite: 

“There once was a QB with class,

Who thought the team should kiss his ass

He said “Just release me!”

“You should do this to please me”

Nah, I’ll just go back home and cut grass.”

At least he’s winning the War on the Environment

Further proof that Bush really really hates you. 
From Telegraph U.K.:

President George Bush: ‘Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter.

The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: “Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter.”

He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.

Mr Bush, whose second and final term as President ends at the end of the year, then left the meeting at the Windsor Hotel in Hokkaido where the leaders of the world’s richest nations had been discussing new targets to cut carbon emissions.”