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Skier Suffers Exposure

Downhill skiing is a winter sport that you won’t catch me doing. There’s too many bones to be irreparably shattered and too much potential impaling.
Now, I have this to add to my worries:

From the Smoking Gun:

Man left dangling upside down, pantsless after Vail lift mishap

JANUARY 6—In a bizarre incident that will surely lead to litigation (or an out-of-court settlement), a skier at Colorado’s ritzy Vail resort was left dangling upside down and pantsless from a chairlift last Thursday morning. The January 1 mishap apparently occurred after the male skier, 48, and a child boarded a high-speed lift in Vail’s Blue Sky Basin. It appears that the chairlift’s fold-down seat was somehow not in the lowered position, which caused the man to partially fall through the resulting gap. His right ski got jammed in the ascending chairlift, and that kept him upended since his boot never dislodged from its binding. As seen in the photos on the following pages (which were snapped by fellow skiers), the Skyline Express lift was stopped shortly after the pair’s botched boarding resulted in the man dangling from the lift. The exposed skier was stuck for about 15 minutes before Vail personnel backed the lift up and successfully dislodged the unidentified man from the four-seat chair. The images on page four and five were taken by Marty Odom (who can be reached at martyodm@gmail.com if you’re interested in licensing the photos). In a statement released this afternoon, Vail Resorts, which operates the ski area, reported that the skier was not injured after being “suspended for approximately seven minutes.” The press release did not explain how the mishap occurred, only that “the man was caught on the chair.”

Can’t Win Them All…

Happy Trails to T.J. Ford.

You played a season and a half for the Bucks bringing speed and athleticism to the court but little else. While in Milwauke you may have only scratched the surface of your potential, but they need a point guard who can make decisons under pressure or at least a lay up when it matters.

Oh, and P.S.—my cable co-worker who you cancelled your installation with—after he finished all of the work only to find that you somehow switched to satellite because you found a better deal, still hopes you go fuck yourself.

Maybe the French-Canadians will impart some class on you.

Man Sues T-Wolves Eddie Griffin Claiming He Was Drunk, Masturbating When SUV Accident Occurs

Thank you Eddie Griffin. Because of your example, it’ll be that much harder to get children to multi-task.