SCOTTSDALE, ARIZ. — To an Arizona middle school, Batman! Three schools in the north Phoenix suburb of Cave Creek were on lockdown for about 45 minutes Wednesday morning after a student at Desert Arroyo Middle School reported seeing a person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump a fence and disappear into the desert, Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark said.
The student described the person as 6 feet 3 inches tall and possibly male.
“We’re assuming it was male, although they did have a mask on,” Clark said.
Officers combed the desert around the middle school. A nearby elementary school and high school also were on lockdown as officers sought the caped crusader.
The result — no Batman.
“It’s just one of those interesting little stories that we looked into but we couldn’t find anyone,” Clark said.
Nedda Shafir, a spokeswoman for the Cave Creek Unified School District, said putting all the schools on lockdown was a precautionary measure.
“We didn’t want to take any chances,” Shafir said. “We just don’t want to put anyone at risk.”
According to the complaint, Radke told police that Nicholas Grunke asked him to help dig up the grave so that Grunke could take the corpse behind his house in Ridgeway and have sexual intercourse with the body. On the way to the cemetery, the men stopped at the Dodgeville Wal-Mart and bought condoms, Radke told police.
How desperate do you have to be? In the 20 years of their lives could they have possibly struck out enough to warrant fucking a corpse? Thankfully, those years of sex ed paid off, the didn’t forget to be embark on this without protection.
An Indian man found out that the large growth in his belly wasn’t cancer but his dead twin. Called “Fetus in fetus”, the “parasite” twin grows as the man grew.
