Entries Tagged 'The Slow Man Finishes Last' ↓

Can’t Win Them All…

Happy Trails to T.J. Ford.

You played a season and a half for the Bucks bringing speed and athleticism to the court but little else. While in Milwauke you may have only scratched the surface of your potential, but they need a point guard who can make decisons under pressure or at least a lay up when it matters.

Oh, and P.S.—my cable co-worker who you cancelled your installation with—after he finished all of the work only to find that you somehow switched to satellite because you found a better deal, still hopes you go fuck yourself.

Maybe the French-Canadians will impart some class on you.

Man Sues T-Wolves Eddie Griffin Claiming He Was Drunk, Masturbating When SUV Accident Occurs

Thank you Eddie Griffin. Because of your example, it’ll be that much harder to get children to multi-task.